Why He’s Hot:
- Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on proof that not only does the perfect man exist, he exists in the form of motherfucking Choi Siwon, member of Korean boyband Super Junior and its hot as hell sub-group SJ-M.
- Hot damn, look at that body and those chocolate abs. Perfect, just like I said. Absolutely fucking flawless. He was even the first idol member to grace the cover of Men’s Health. You want a piece of that. Don’t be ashamed. Everyone does.
- Siwon has more than just a good looks and a perfect body— he has a fucking hilarious facial expressions. This bitch’s eyebrows even have their own name, the Shibrows. Bet you want to see those waggle in your direction. Siwon’s also known for his gentlemanly gestures. “Gentlemanly” in the “you want those hands running all over your naked body” sense, am I right?
- I am? Fucking knew it. You want to make babies with this guy, and lots of them. Well, good news. Guy loves kids. A lot. His smile is never brighter than when he is surrounded by children. So rest assured, Siwon wants to be your baby-daddy.
- Think he’s the kind of guy with one of those husky voices that can melt your soul? Well, you’re damn right. And he can do it in a couple of languages, too. Fancy being serenaded in Chinese? He can also make your panties wet by singing in English, and you better believe that he is damn good at it.
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